The federal government (through the National Institutes of Health) just announced that it would spend $423,500.00 on a study of why men do not like to use condoms during intercourse. Well the answer is obvious, and I already wrote the NIH with my answer to the study and my request for payment. (see http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/06/19/nih-funds-study-men-dont-like-use-condoms/)
Actually seeing as how this picture is what can result by a man not using a condom, maybe the answer isn't so clear...
Anyway, here are some of my thoughts on what the government could use the money for instead of giving it to me (I'm a nice guy):
1) Free male-sterilization injections. Hey, it would solve the problem of not wanting to use a condom, right? (see http://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/weird/Giving-Male-Birth-Control-a-Shot.html)
2) Targeted education towards America's youth that would teach them that if they did not wear a condom, their girlfriends would, over time, begin to look like Amy Winehouse. (see above)
3) Have the NIH finally release the vaccines against AIDS, herpes, babies, syphilis, and so on.
4) Create laws and regulations requiring couples' grandparents to be in the room during copulation. At least then it won't feel as good for the women too.
Ha ha.
Any other suggestions?
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